Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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