before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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