Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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