did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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