i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i believe in u and ur pee
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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