The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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