worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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