Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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