He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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