why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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