Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
