Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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