Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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