omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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