just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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