my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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