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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE

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(914): View more from New York

say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.

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(512): View more from Texas

I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see

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(425): View more from Washington

Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.

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