Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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