So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
