Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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