yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
