38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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