they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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