I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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