so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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