i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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