Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think people are normalizing furries
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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