Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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