I want to stick my p in your. b.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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