Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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