I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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