Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So much Jack, so little girl.