Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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