Sponge bath it is.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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