What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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