Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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