Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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