so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She's the barista slut.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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