she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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