I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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