your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you didnt know i had herpes?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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