Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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