This girl is more easily done than said...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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