Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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