...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I can't turn off my feet"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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