sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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