She announced her abortion via fbk
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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