im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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