she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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