I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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