dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
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I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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