You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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