I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize