The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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